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Donโ€™t take down bros flock cameras ๐Ÿ˜‚

ASlimeyPickle · 2 weeks ago

The short version: A comedic gaming clip jokes about not messing with 'Flock cameras,' showing how deeply ALPR surveillance has seeped into pop culture.

Our Take

Credit to ASlimeyPickle for the laugh โ€” this clip is a goofy moment from the game How To Fish, not a real-world Flock encounter. But the joke only lands because everyone already knows what a Flock camera is and what happens if you touch one. That's the real story here: a corporate surveillance product has become such a known quantity that it's punchline material in video games.

We don't love when something this serious gets flattened into a meme, but we also get why it happens. Flock Safety cameras have multiplied so fast across American neighborhoods that people are processing it the only way a lot of folks process anything uncomfortable โ€” with humor. The underlying reality isn't funny: these cameras log your plate, your location, and your movement patterns, often without a warrant, and share that data across jurisdictions with little public oversight.

If the joke made you curious whether there's a camera like that near you, stop wondering and go look. Check our camera map to see what's actually been documented in your area, and if you want to do something more substantial than laugh it off, our take-action page has real steps for pushing back on ALPR expansion in your community.

This is DeFlock The USA’s original commentary. The video above is the work of ASlimeyPickle, published on YouTube — full credit to the creator.